Girl, im a sexually attractive man.
That makes me a good artist.
This is my new single…
I hope you like it.
Wealthy men hired me
To sing this song that they wrote for me.
They're investing in this quasi-music video,
And theyre paying to get a bid on the radio.
(on the radio)
And they're gonna sell a million (a million),
Yes it's gonna go platinum…
'cause they'll market this song
To young impressionable and insecure teenage girls.
'cause all you gotta say is,
Ohh baby i love you and girl i need you in my world.
'cause they'll market this song
To young impressionable and insecure teenage girls.
'cause all they gotta do
Is find a sexually attractive man
That can sing all the words.
(and now the token rap verse
That doesnt make any sense