I found your pink razor
In the place you used to keep your retainer
Just in case you ever needed to stay here
So what does that say about me
It's been several years later
Do you still listen to the record I gave ya
I know I sound like every other entertainer
Making this thing about me
It takes all I have
To keep out of the past.
Why does it feel so good to feel so bad
Is it ironic that
You moved on so fast
When I make a living on making people sad
I don't hear from you now
I don't hear from you now
I found your pink razor
In the place you used to keep your retainer
Just in case you ever needed to stay here
So what does that say about me
It's been several years later
Do you still listen to the record I gave ya
I know I sound like every other entertainer
Making this thing about me
If I had a time machine
I'd go back to 23
Two thousand and seventeen I could eat a fat stack of calories
And I used to fit the scene
But now I break the seams
And the sad fact is I'm just a sad sack of allergies
I don't hear from you now
I don't hear from you now
I found your pink razor
In the place you used to keep your retainer
Just in case you ever needed to stay here
So what does that say about me
It's been several years later
Do you still listen to the record I gave ya
I know I sound like every other entertainer
Making this thing about me
About me
Making this thing about me
About me