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I know you know what you know,
But you should know by now that you're not me,
Talk about a month of Sundays,
Toffee-nosed wet weekend, as far as I can see!
Hey, diddle -diddle, (Wooo!) the cat and the fiddle, (Wooo!)
Piggy in the middle, do a poo -poo!
(Wooo!)
Bible -punching heavyweight, E - vangelistic boxing kanga - roo,
O - rangutan and anaconda,
Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse, even Pluto, too!
Hey, diddle -diddle, (Wooo!) the cat and the fiddle, (Wooo!)
Piggy in the middle, do a poo -poo!
(Wooo!)
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One man's civili -sation is a - nother man's jungle, yeah,
They say revolution's in the air,
I'm dancing in my under - wear, 'cause I don't care!
Hey, diddle -diddle, (Wooo!) the cat and the fiddle, (Wooo!)
Piggy in the middle, do a poo -poo, do a poo -poo!
(Wooo!)
Walkie-talkie man says, "Hello, hello, hello!"
With his ballerina boots you can tell he's always on his toes,
Hanging from a Christmas tree,
Creeping like a Bogeyman getting up my nose!
Hey, diddle -diddle, (Wooo!) the cat and the fiddle, (Wooo!)
Piggy in the middle, do a poo -poo, a poo -poo, poo!
(Wooo!)
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This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
And this little piggy had none, poor piggy,
All the way home! / / / /
This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
And this little piggy had none, poor piggy,
All the way home!