My sister's kid is tattooed from his head down to his toes
He claims trouble follows him everywhere he goes
He's such a lazy, loafing, good for nothing, drunken slob
But still he thinks I oughta give his sorry ass a job
People and their problems are giving me a pain
People and their problems are messin' with my brain
I try to help them some but they always stay the same
People and their problems are driving me insane
The national debt is all the president can talk about