Girl, I'm gonna take you on a date tonight
So put on your sexy dress and meet me
In my chambers by the firelight
This night is gonna be the best of your life
Oh yeah, the mood is right
You look more beautiful than poetry can describe
By the way, do you mind if Ninja Brian
Joins us he's promised not to kill anyon oh never mind
It's a party of three
It's just you and me and a psychotic ninja
Every girl's dream, don't make sudden movements!
(Good evening, would you like an appetiz- eugh )(Oh, Brian!)
Do you see what I mean?
Nothing's more romantic than a murder
In the second degree, you'll be convinced
Though I'm sensing you're not totally on board with this
verse 2
(Was it the murder thing? Yeah, i thought it might be.)
Now it's after dinner and we're out at the club
I'm grinding up against you and I'm starting to chub
Oh you know girl, we're makin' it work
While Brian goes completely fucking apeshit berserk
There were 300 people at this club
Brian killed 297, so that leaves us with a
Party of three
If human life were a keyboard he'd be gluing down Control-Alt-Delete
Don't make direct eye contact!
(Yo I'm the DJ! Who wants to da-? AGH!!) (OK Brian, we get it.)
Girl you're looking at me
Like your feeling sick, I'll take you home and give you vitamin P
That stands for penis, nothing will come between us
(Brian! Lay down a tasty bridge)
BREAKDOWN
Damn girl, we had such a great night
It's a shame more bystanders couldn't have survived
It's a party of three
Welcome to my kingdom of Slamalot
You are the new queen
Please take your throne
Together we'll rule this majestic bedroom alone
(Oh, hey Brian!)
I think we all can agree
It's time for me to plow your fields and
Sow the seeds of a new family tree
We're young and free
Come on, baby
It's just you and me
( and Ninja Brian.)