Overenthusiastic contraceptive lady
Why don't you just let me in.
I know you're scared of disease
But let's pretend it's the eighties
I wanna go skin to skin.
Haven't you heard about a thing called love?
Goes usually free to guys like me
From girls like you.
Overenthusiastic contraceptive lady
I'm not gonna wear one of those.
See I've got poor circulation
And now i'm thinking that maybe
It'll cut off the blood from my toes.
Besides it's like
thinking an umbrella could stop a tsunami
Or forgetting to unwrap a peperami
You wouldn't do it girl
So why'd you do it to me?
Overenthusiastic contraceptive lady
Why do you think you know best? (Why?)
I just want your loving girl
I don't want your baby
So I promise to aim for your chest
I understand that you've got issues
But it's okay baby, I got tissues
And if that's not enough to set your world on fire
I also got an african choir.