verse 1
You're the kind of girl that everybody's wonderin' about
Yeah, you're the kind of person that everybody is staring at
But now you are a topless dancer working out of a bar in Times Square
And everybody wishes you were back in the massage parlor back there, over there
Chorus
You make me go Ooh baby ooh baby ooh baby ooh ooh ooh
Ooh baby ooh baby ooh baby ooh ooh ooh
Bass solo
Your old man was the best B&E man down on the streets
And all the guys on the precinct always was watching for him on their beats
But when he ripped off Seymour, he was really not doing so fine
And everything is nice, well except his hands and legs and maybe even mine
Chorus (everybody sings)
Ooh baby ooh baby ooh baby ooh ooh ooh
Ooh baby ooh baby ooh hey baby ooh ooh ooh
verse 3 )
It's very funny asking me why they keep the lights on down so low
Well, yesterdayâ??s trickâ??s today's competition or didn't you know
And, oh, fluorescent lighting makes it so your wrinkles â?? they don't show
And it's very funny the way that 20 bucks an hour can go if you don't make me go now
Chorus
Ooh baby ooh baby ooh baby ooh ooh ooh
Ooh baby ooh baby ooh hey baby ooh ooh ooh
Solo
Ooh baby ooh baby ooh baby ooh ooh ooh
Ooh baby ooh baby ooh hey baby ooh ooh ooh
verse 4 (backup harmony vocals in boldface)
Everybody wondered about you when you were seen drinking some beer
You got here from Ohio and your mother said you took it in the rear.
That's where it goes now
Ooh baby ooh baby ooh baby ooh ooh ooh
Ooh baby ooh baby ooh hey baby ooh ooh ooh
Solo
Ooh baby ooh baby ooh baby ooh ooh ooh
Ooh baby ooh baby ooh hey baby ooh ooh ooh