Woke up this morning
Didn't take a shower
I've been regretting it
For the past hour
Because my head itches
My head itches, yeah
My head itches
My head itches, yeah
Doc, I need some dandruff shampoo for my head
Went to the doctor
He looked at me and said
"Boy, what's your affliction?"
I pointed at my head
And said, my head itches
My head itches, yeah
My head itches
My head itches, yeah
Doc, I need some dandruff shampoo for my head
When the doc was done listening to me
He stared at me quizzically
He said, "Toby, you don't need me"
"Dandruff shampoo is OTC"
Cuz if your head itches
Your head itches, yeah
If your head itches
Your head itches, yeah
Dandruff shampoo
For your head
For your head
For your head
For your head
For your head
For my head