Mr. Wolf and Mama Bear were bangin' on the door
I told 'em once, I told 'em twice, don't come around here no more
They've stolen all our chickens, they killed our neighbor's cat
Last night I saw them talkin' to Big Weasel and his rat
It's such a cozy neighborhood, we love our little town
Lately things ain't been so good, there's somethin goin' down
It happened just a year ago, someone hired a band