Jack, from school
He listened to Bowie
People thought he was cool
He used to live for the thrill
Skating around up in the Hollywood Hills
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But no one knows
He's talking it up
That it's all for show
He's boring as fuck
You're Mr. Know-It-All
She's staring at her phone
And even though you sit together
You feel so alone
It's such a tragedy
When people hardly speak
Try to live up to the person you pretend to be
You're Mr. Know-It-All
You're Mr. Know-It
Jill, liked art
She listened to Mozart
People thought she was smart
She used to quote Hemingway
Trippin' on acid in the Palisade
Pre-Chorus
But no one knows
That it's all for show
You're Ms. Know-It-All
You're staring at his phone
And even though you sit together
You feel so alone
It's such a tragedy
When people hardly speak
Try to live up to the person you pretend to be
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You must have known I tried to change with love to say hello
Please, don't hang up
Afraid of what I'd say
Hello, hello, hello
I'm Mr. Know-It-All
I'm Mr. Know-It-All
Staring at my phone
And even though we sit together
I feel so alone
It's such a tragedy
We always used to speak
Try to live up to the person I pretend to be
I'm Mr. Know-It