Today he traded his big 98 Oldsmobile
He got a heckuva deal on a new Porsche car
And he ain't wearin' his usual grey business suit
He's got jeans and high boots with an embroidered star
And today he's 40 years old going on 20
Don't look for the grey in his hair 'cause he ain't got any
He's got young thing beside him that just melts in his hands
He gone middle age crazy, trying to prove he still can
He's got a woman he's loved for a long, long time at home