We were in a bar looking at some girl
she looked a little like Faith Hill
on the cover sleeve of that album breathe
I said I'm going to ask her to dance
my friend said you ain't got no chance
I said what the hell, I might as well
So I walked up to her and said
would you like to boogie
She looked me up and down
and with a smile she said shall we
We danced out on that floor
like no one ever danced before
And she was making sure of her intention
My friends looked on in wonder
as she gave me her number
They were giving us the full attention
I won?t forget the night that Faith Hill look alike
made me a legend
Next thing I was talk of the town,
it seems word had got around
About what I?d done
I was a real Don Juan
When I got home my daddy said, son,
grab a beer and come out back
I?ll be on the porch
we need to talk
he said I heard about last night
you know you made me proud,
now tell me in your own words boy
and don't leave anything out
I said we danced out on that floor
like no one ever danced before
And she was making sure of her intention
My friends looked on in wonder
as she gave me her number
They were giving us the full attention
I won?t forget the night
that Faith Hill look alike made me a legend
No one to this day knows about the fifty dollars
I paid that girl to play that joke with me
on all the others
we danced out on that floor like no one ever danced before
and no one knew of our deception
My friends looked on in wonder as she gave me a number,
one that she had totally invented
I won?t forget the night that Faith Hill look-alike
I won?t forget the night that Faith Hill look-alike
made me a legend A legend
ha ha, now I'm a legend, he he