Dear Santa, I don't know if you're listening,
but I've been pretty good this year.
Hey what do you know it's time for Christmas
And I've been acting good all year
I never have been all that superstitious
But that don't mean I hate reindeer
So Santa I don't know if you're listening,
I'm not quite sure how this works
I wanna good girl for hugging and kissing
And not a head case who only dates jerks
I don't need more toys and shinny things.
I just want a blond who likes to sing.
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So don't put a bow on a box, there's no need to send Megan Fox
I don't need a big mansion, so lets nicks Scarlett Johansson
There'll be tear drops on my guitar if I end up with Amy Smart
So Santa for my gift, please send me Taylor Swift
So Santa when you come down the chimney
You can skip right pass the kitchen
I know you're sick of all of the cookies
So I got you Fearless Platinum Edition
And no one will mess with her when she's mine
And Kanye will watch him mouth next time
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So I'm gonna have to refuse, if in comes Penelope Cruz
If she is a bad girl I'm sending her back cause Lindsey Lohan is whack (just like crack)
I'd rather have Jason Mraz, than be stuck with Cameron Diaz
So Santa for my gift, please send me Taylor Swift
I know her and I are gonna fit, Taylor Taubenfeld has ring to it
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I'd rather be hanging alone, than making out with Emma Stone
Yeah I'd rather get a supina, then kick it with Angelina
And yeah I'll probably shed a few tears, if you mess up and send Britney Spears
So Santa for my gift
please send me Taylor Swift.