WELL IF I HAD MONEY, TELL YOU WHAT I'D DO
I'D GO DOWNTOWN, BUY A MERCURY OR TWO
CRAZY BOUT A MERCURY, LORD I'M CRAZY BOUT A MERCURY
GONNA BUY ME A MERCURY AND CRUISE IT UP & DOWN THE ROAD
WELL THE GIRL I LOVED, STOLE HER FROM A FRIEND
HE GOT LUCKY STOLE HER BACK AGAIN
SHE HEARD HE HAD A MERCURY, LORD SHE'S CRAZY BOUT A MERCURY
GONNA BUY ME A MERCURY AND CRUISE IT UP AND DOWN THE ROAD
WELL HEY NOW WOMAN DON'T YOU LOOK SO FINE
DRIVIN ROUND IN YOUR MERCURY 49
CRAZY BOUT A MERCURY, LORD I'M CRAZY BOUT A MERCURY
I'M GONNA BUY ME A MERCURY AND CRUISE IT UP AND DOWN THE ROAD
WELL MY BABY WENT OUT, SHE DIDN'T STAY LONG
CRAZY BOUT A MERCURY, YEAH SHE'S CRAZY BOUT A MERCURY
I'M GONNA BUY ME A MERCURY AND CRUISE IT UP AND DOWN THE ROAD
WELL IF I HAD MONEY, TELL YOU WHAT I'D DO
I'D GO DOWNTOWN BUY A MERCURY OR TWO
CRAZY BOUT A MERCURY, LORD I'M CRAZY BOUT A MERCURY
I'M GONNA BUY ME A MERCURY AND CRUISE IT UP AND DOWN THE ROAD
I'M GONNA BUY ME A MERCURY AND CRUISE IT UP AND DOWN THE ROAD
I'M GONNA BUY ME A MERCURY AND CRUISE IT UP AND DOWN THE ROAD.