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Once upon a good time, on this very day,
Somewhere in a - nother uni - verse,
A band got in a van, and drove for miles on end,
They just this minute got here, with no time to rehearse!
They've not even had a sound-check,
But don't worry folks, it's true,
What - ever Major Happy did for them, they'll do for you!
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Here we are once again, on another one night stand,
Major Happy's Up and Coming Once Upon a Goodtime Band ,
Major Happy, Major Happy, Major Happy made you happy!
Major Happy's Up and Coming Easy-Going Good Time Band, (Oo!---)
We're only here for you out there,
So give yourselves a great big hand,
Major Happy, Major Happy, Major Happy made you happy!
So put your hands together, and let's really hear it for
Major Happy's Up and Coming Once Upon a Good Time Band!