Danny Sexbang
Princess Peach
Won't you listen to my speech
I don't have any stars of invincibility
But you're the brightest star in the sky tonight for me
I'm your Luigi
Egoraptor
What up, bitch
I got a one-up, bitch
What's inside the question block; it's my dick
It's-a-me, a-Mario, I'm more Italian than pastrami
I'll take you by the peaches and give you the hot salami
I save you from dragons and evil Boos that are spooky
Must I be a raccoon to get inside your tanooki
I will mount you like Yoshi and show you things you've never seen
My mushroom's now mega, if you know what I mean, so suck it
Danny Sexbang
Mario, you always do this shit
I like a girl and then you ruin it
By yelling stuff about your dick
Until they go away
Rachel Bloom
Hey Luigi, it's okay
That Mario's a bit risqué
Just tell me what you need to say
Please don't be afraid
Danny Sexbang
Oh, princess, it means so much for me to hear you say that
The only thing I've ever wanted to tell you is that-goddamn it
Egoraptor
I'm here to pleasure that ass
I'd like to go first, princess, but I always come last
And you say we'll get together but I'm jacking off alone
Koopa Troopa skeletons are the only Dry Bones
I am tired of the running 'round it's such a fucking hassle
I go through shit and then you're in another fucking castle
You gotta think about it, well I don't believe the hype
You'll have a lot of time to think when you are smoking on my warp pipe
Rachel Bloom
O-M-G I can't decide
On which of you should be the guy
To take me on your mustache ride
That'll redefine my life
Rachel Bloom and Danny Sexbang
I'm ready to give love a shot
It's not about how many coins you've got
I just know I like you a lot
Ego Yo, sluts, check out my yacht (Ugh)
Danny Let me take you on a magic kart ride
Ego I'll bust all your balloons when I smack your backside
Danny We'll have such fun, I'll bring my friends along
Egoraptor
I'll kick that Donkey Kong right in his konkey dong
Come on, Peach, it's time to make your choice
I'm the only plumber that can make your boobies rejoice
Green, lanky-ass brother ain't got shit on me
It's time to live out our story, of the princess and the pe-Nis