Look at me I'm Sandra Dee
Lousy with virginity
Won't go to bed 'til I'm legally wed
I can't I'm Sandra Dee
Watch it Hey I'm Doris Day
I was not brought up that way
Won't come across even Rock Hudson lost
His heart to Doris Day
I don't drink no or swear no
I don't rat my hair eew
I get ill from one cigarette cough cough cough
Keep your filthy paws
Off my silky draws
Would you pull that crap with Annette
As for you Troy Donahue
I know what you wanna do
You got your crust I'm no object of lust
I'm just plain Sandra Dee
Elvis Elvis let me be
Keep that pelvis far from me
Just keep your cool now your starting to drool
Hey Fongool I'm Sandra Dee