Chubby little loser
National joke
N.C.
Pathetic little fat man
No one's bloody laughing
The clown that no one laughs at
They all just wish he'd die
He's so depressed at being useless
The fat man takes his own life (No, no)
He's so depressed at being hated
Fatty takes his own life (fatty? Fatso? Yeah, let's go with fatso.)
Fatso takes his own life
He blows his bloated face off (No.)
He blows his stupid brains out
But the twat would probably miss (Yes, Linda, I like that!)
He sold his soul for a shot at fame
Catchphrase and wig and the jokes are lame
He's got no style, he's got no grace
He's banal and facile, he's a fat waste of space (Yeah, everyone sing that last line: 1, 2, 3)
He's banal and facile, he's a fat waste of space
See his pug-nosed face - Pug, pug, pug, pug (Again)
See his pug-nosed face - Pug, pug, pug, pug (Yeah!)
See his pug-nosed face - Pug, pug, pug, pug (Again)
Outro
The little fat man with the pug-nosed face (Pug, pug, pug, pug)
Little fat man with the pug-nosed face (Pug, pug, pug, pug)
He's a little fat man (See his pug-nosed face) Pug-nosed face (Pug, pug, pug, pug)