It takes a whole Liquor To Like Her
That's why I drink all the time
It takes Liquor To Like Her
When I'm liquored up I like her just fine.
She wants to tell me where to go tell me what do to
Tell me what to eat an how loud I can chew
She even want's to tell me what thoughts I oughta think
It used to drive me crazy till it drove me to drink.
Well she's such a pretty thing you'd think she's Heaven send
She's the quarrelsom kind loves and argument
She can yell all day she can scream all night
I just sit there smilin' just as high as a kite.
This drinkin' buddy of mine he married a girl
Said she was the meanest woman, in the world
I saw her pretty picture I said man your pokin' fun
Then the day I met her I said pour me one.
You may look down your nose at me
The only way I'm givin' up my drinkin' glass
Is if I can find a way to get her off my back(your wifes on the phone).
Little brown jug upon my lips
Your savin' our love with every sip.
Every time I get sober she drives me outta my mind
It takes Liquor To Like Her
But when I'm liquored up I like her just fine
But when I'm liquored up I like her just fine
When I'm liquored up I, hell I love her.
Hey honey, I'm home