I'm malicious mean and scary
My sneer could curdle dairy
And violence-wise my hands are not the cleanest
But despite my evil look
And my temper and my hook
I've always yearned to be a concert pianist
Can'tcha see me on the stage performin' Mozart
Tickling the ivories 'til they gleam
Yep I'd rather be called deadly
For my killer show-tune medley
Thank you
Cause way down deep inside
I've got a dream
He's got a dream
He's got a dream
See I ain't as cruel and vicious as I seem
Though I do like breaking femurs
You can count me with the dreamers
Like everybody else
I've got a dream
I've got scars and lumps and bruises
Plus something here that oozes
And let's not even mention my complexion
But despite my extra toes
And my goiter and my nose
I really want to make a love connection
Can't you see me with a special little lady
Rowin' in a rowboat down the stream
Though I'm one disgusting blighter
I'm a lover not a fighter -
Cause way down deep inside
I've got a dream
I've got a dream
He's got a dream
I've got a dream
He's got a dream
And I know one day romance will reign supreme
Though my face leaves people screaming
There's a child behind it dreaming -
Like everybody else
I've got a dream
Tor would like to quit and be a florist
Gunther does interior design
Ulf is into mime
Attila's cupcakes are sublime
Bruiser knits
Killer sews
And Vladimir collects ceramic unicorns
I have dreams like you -- no really
Just much less touchy-feely
They mainly happen somewhere
warm and sunny
On an island that I own
Tanned and rested and alone
Surrounded by enormous piles of money
I've got a dream
She's got a dream
I've got a dream
She's got a dream
I just want to see the floating
lanterns gleam
Yeahh!
And with every passing hour
I'm so glad I left my tower -
Like all you lovely folks
I've got a dream
She's got a dream
He's got a dream
They've got a dream
We've got a dream
So our diff 'rences ain't
really that extreme
We're one big team
Call us brutal -
Sick -
Sadistic -
And grotesquely optimistic
Cause way down deep inside
We've got a dream
I've got a dream
I've got a dream
I've got a dream
I've got a dream
I've got a dream
I've got a dream
Yes way down deep
inside I've got a dream
Yeahh!
