Oh Lord it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror 'cause I get better lookin' each day
To know me is to love me I must be a hell of a man
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble but I'm doing the best that I can
I used to have a girlfriend but I guess she just couldn't compete
With all of these love-starved women who keep clamoring at my feet
Well, I prob'ly could find me another but I guess they're all in awe of me
Who cares I never get lonesome 'cause I treasure my own company
Chorus