INTRO
Well I made a mess of my life,
Each time I went left, I shoulda gone right.
And love's no exception to this rule,
'Cos I turned around and I lost you.
Now I'm feelin' lonesome and blue,
Just the way I'd expect to.
But there's some things that I could use
To help me deal with this abuse;
If french fries were fat free,
And you still loved me.
If french fries were fat free,
And you still loved me,
What a wonderful world this would be.
If the whisky really helped me,
Forget your memory,
I'd wear a smile endlessly.
If french fries were fat free,
And you still loved me.
INSTRUMENTAL
You know the more I think about it,
The more sense it makes.
'Cos grease and love both cause heartache.
So I raise my glass in toast,
These things I want the most.
Though I'll probably never see it,
I can't help but believe in that;
If french fries were fat free,
And you still loved me,
What a wonderful world this would be.
If the whisky really helped me,
Forget your memory,
I'd wear a smile endlessly.
If french fries were fat free,
And you still loved me.
Oh, if french fries were fat free,
And you still loved me.