She's got ice hockey hair
It's instomatic and it has such flair
And when the puck hits the back of the cage
She feels the tingle of a quiet rage
She thinks it's tasty
Me think it's hasty
Take me to a chorus line
Tell me what to do if it all falls through
Won't you point me a direction I can take my shoes
What did I do to you to make you feel so blue
I get the impression that we're over due
(I'm on the route of madness)
And it's coming straight for you
REPEAT INTRO
Table tennis rules
They're so confusing it's not played by fools
And with my tank filled to the brim
You may suggest to me anything
Phone me, page me, fax me till I'm silly
Answer me today
Tell me what to do if it all falls through
Won't you point me a direction I can take my shoes
What did I do to you to make you feel so blue
I get the impression that we're over due
You're my autotoilet (? tenuous, but i think that's what he says!)
Oh won't you tell me something new
SLOW BIT
Maybe you think I'm shady
But I sing your language baby
Ba da ba baaa ba ba da baaa baaaa baa baaa baaaaaaa
SOLO
PLAY SOLO TWICE
What did I do to you to make you feel so blue?
I get the impression that we're over due
What did I do to you to make you feel so blue?
I get the impression that we're over due
What did I do to you?
DRUM ROLL
Now that you're here tell me you're a non believer
Oh whoa ho
(Repeat until fade)