I was just flipped off by a
silver haired old lady, with a
honk if you love Jesus
sticker on the bumper of
her car.
I was feeling pretty Christian, I
was loving all my neighbors,
When I saw that bumper sticker
there, I didn't think twice.
My hand went for my horn, And I
pushed it with conviction.
When I saw that lady's finger, It
'Bout put my heart on ice.
And it makes me want to cry, But
I may never have the gumption now
To read those one line sermons in
bright yellow, black and white.
I've been buoyed up so many times
While stuck in rush hour traffic,
And forgive me Lord, for saying, But
my faith is weak tonight.
You say, 'Maybe it's a rental. She could
be the second owner.
She could be a Godless sinner In a
loaner from a friend.'
While that helps (I do feel better),
I just can't help but see it
As a sign the world is doomed, And
we're that much closer to The End.
Chorus