You know I wanna be a squirrel
Without a trouble in the world
I'd live up in a tree
And I'd be so happy
Yes I wanna be a squirrel
I also wanna be with you
Instead of haunting bars
We'd be out chasing cars
When we fall in love
We can't pick the day
Squirrels they ne - ver fall
Hap - pi - er that way
Waay! Because I wanna be a squirrel!
Oh yes I wanna be a squirrel
And would you be my squirrelly girl?
I'd throw my nuts at you
And we'd go have a chew
Because I wanna be a squirrel
I also wanna be a Narwhal
I'd swim around your boat
And you'd jump down my throat
When we fall in love
We can't pick the day
Squirrels they ne - ver fall
Hap - pi - er that way
(fast picking)
Whistle while you work
Hitler was a jerk
Mussolini
Bit his wienie
Now it doesn't work
Oh yes I wanna be a squirrel!