I met her at the Sonic. She was listening to Tonic
With her iPod and her roller skates.
She said her name was Summer. When I asked her for her number,
She said, "Never mind i get off at eight".
She had eyes like Heaven, a face like an angel
But she had the body from Hell
Within a half an hour, we were naked in the shower
Taking dirty pictures on my cell
Then she whispered in my ear.
I've never done, I've never done,
I've never done anything like this.
I've never done, I've never done,
I've never done anything like this.
Yeah, right!
She drove me in her Saturn to the Sweet Water Tavern
Just a block of the Denton Square
She did a shot of Jäger, and she made out with the waiter
While I was just sitting there
Before too long, her clothes came off
Like something out of girl's gone wild
Had to come up with the bail just to get her out of jail
And she threw up out the passenger's side.
Then she whispered in my ear.
I've never done, I've never done,
I've never done anything like this.
I've never done, I've never done,
I've never done anything like this.
(Yeah, right) She says that trouble never finds her
No fucked up history behind her
She says she's never stolen anything
except the car we're driving
Aww shit!
Pre-Chorus
Then she whispered in my ear.
I've never done, I've never done, (No Guitar)
I've never done, I've never done,
I've never done anything like this.
I've never done, I've never done,
I've never done anything like this.
I've never done, I've never done,
I've never done anything like this.
Yeah, right!
Yeah, right!