When you see a deer you see Bambi
I see antlers up on the wall
You see a lake you think picnics and I see
A large mouth up under that log
You're probably thinking that you're gonna change me
In some ways well maybe you might
Scrub me down dress me up oh well no matter what
Remember I'm still a guy
When you see a priceless French painting
I see a drunk naked girl
You think that riding a wild bull sounds crazy
And I'd like to give it a whirl
Love makes a man do some things he aint proud of
And in a weak moment I might
Walk your sissy dog hold your purse at the mall
But remember I'm still a guy
And I'll pour out my heart hold your hand in the car
Write a love song that makes you cry
Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground
Cause he copped a feel as you walked by
I can hear you now talking to your friends
Saying yea girls he's come a long way
From dragging his knuckles, and carrying a club
And building a fire in a cave
When you say a backrub means only a backrub
Then you swat my hand when I try
Well now what can I say at the end of the day
Honey I'm still a guy
And I'll pour out my heart hold your hand in the car
Write a love song that makes you cry
Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground
Cause he copped a feel as you walked by
These days there's dudes getting facials
Manicured waxed and botoxed
With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands
You can't grip a tackle box
Yea with all of these men lining up to get neutered
It's hip now to be feminized
I don't highlight my hair I've still got a pair
Yea Honey I'm still a guy
And my eyebrows ain't plucked
There's a gun in my truck
Oh thank God I'm still a guy