Everythings ok cause we?re on vacation
(we spent fourteen hours on that sandcastle!)
(at least we?re not back at our job, which is at a ice cream sandwich factory)
We need it, we want it,
Vacation, we on it
Surf, beach, Palm, Trees
Got, no, wor-,ries
Typically I ride a bike by myself, but I?m on vacation,
I?m going to ride with someone else, Yeah.
We rented a double bike, two men on a double bike
I?ve always wondered what a double bike ride feels like.
(I think there?s something in my eye, but it?s ok because)
I?m still on vacation, I left my fashion sense at home.
It?s time to get our airbrush T-shirts on!
I?m willing to pay anything he wants me to pay
cause he can make our shirt say anything I want it to say.
Birthday girl, First cousin, Buckwild, Dustin,
I love dolphins, teen mom, dog person, Steve Jobs.
(uh, you got a little something on your face) I know,
But it?s still ok, cause I?m on vacation,
(I think he misspelled the word vacation, but that?s cool)
Everything is great cause I?m on vacation
(making ice cream sandwiches is not as fun as it sounds)
It?s cold up in here, and every ice cream sandwich has to be perfect
(that one?s upside down) (whoops)
On vacay, I spend cake, on figurines and keepsakes,
this decorative plate, I?m a use that
this sand dollar, I need that
This snow globe, I?m a use that
this ink pen, did you see that?
(I can?t see at all, but I?m still on vacation!)
I don?t eat fudge much in my daily routine
but on vacation I judge fudge and become a Fudge-feed
I think I love fudge, I think I?m feeling queasy
I think this fudge has been drugged, who would do such a thing?
Me.
Turns out these ladies are really running this boutique as a
front for an Identity theft ring, and now they?re
Dragging our limp bodies straight up out of this lobby and into the
Back where they?re gonna steal everything.
But it?s still ok, cause I?m on vacation,
(right now they?re applying for a car loan as us, good for them)
Everything is great cause I?m on vacation
(our boss is very demanding, we only get like a fifteen minute lunch break)
Em C * D *
No cash, No Phone, no obvious way to get home,
It?s time to turn to the only skill that we can fall back on.
Selling ice cream sandwiches at the corner of this street.
twelve dollars for a dozen, or 50 cent a piece.
Don?t question where we got the ice cream from,
just step right up and sample some.
cookies, the nicest, Ice cream, the whitest.
but I think what?s inside this is a mutated virus,
We might just have unleashed the zombie apocalypse.
beat
But it?s still ok, cause I?m on vacation,
Everything is great cause I?m on vacation
(how did zombies get in here? This is a flashback scene!)
It is still ok, cause I?m on vacation,
(and why are they in this music video at all? This is so cliché.)
Everything is great cause I?m on vacay-
(Boss: Hey! Hey! Stupid! And dummy! Your vacation was not approved!