Don't ask me if you don't wanna know
Wind me up, watch me go on a tear
Like a bear in a den, like a lion in a pen that's mad
I've never been too good at walking that line
Rather take my ticket and pay my fine
It's a shame when the name of the game is not making nobody mad
I'm Just sayin' what's slippin' off the tip of my tongue
Somebody call 911, get the PC police on my ass
Have 'em lock me up for sayin' petty old silly old facts
Yeah I oughta not talk like that, especially when I'm drinking
But I'm just sayin' what everybody's thinkin'
Better keep it to yourself, loose lips sink ships
Better lock it up tight, don't shoot from the hip
Wanna hear how you feel But whatever you do boy don't get real
Might hurt his feelings, might hurt her pride
Don't wanna be wrong, don't wanna take sides
It ain't cool, it aint fair
You're confusing me with somebody who cares
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I can't say grass, I can't say stoned, gotta leave cocaine out of my song
So much weight on a little bitty of word, if you ask me its all absurd.
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