Single six months yesterday
Thought I outta celebrate
So I went down to grab a couple beers
And I got so drunk I ripped my pants I asked the bouncer for a dance
Thanked him as he threw me out I woke up that ole Waffle House
With a shiner' and a wild brunette she don't know my real name yet
Well no I ain't over you
But I'm doin' my best every day and every night
Hangin' on by a thread that's stretched just a little too tight
If I can't find some peace of mind I'll take what I can get
I ain't doin' much good but I'm doin' my best
I decided I'd get smart and have a long talk with my heart
at some quiet spot outside of town
so I took my best friends Pontiac
I drove it like a maniac right into the reservoir
I guess we ain't best friends no more
Just my luck a cop came by who I beat up in Junior high
He said I better have a good excuse
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Someday I might just join the human race again
If I can ever find a place to show my face again
Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh I doin my best
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