Oh, I lie when I drink
and I drink a lot
Don't believe me when I've had a few
Oh, I lie when I drink
and I drink a lot
I only drink when I'm missing you
I walk in
The bartender rolls his eyes
At the same time, the waitress, she just smiles
He's heard the truth about you
She's heard it too, but slightly skewed
I ain't lying, I broke your heart in two
Oh, I lie when I drink