He was sittin there beside me throwing doubles down
When he ordered up his third one he looked around
Then he looked at me an said I do believe I?ll have one more
He said I hate this bar and I hate to drink
But on second thought tonight I think I hate everything
Then he opened up his billfold and threw a twenty down
And a faded photograph fell out and hit the ground
And I picked it up he said thank ya bud I put it in his hand
He said I probably oughta throw this one away
Cause she?s the reason I feel this way I hate everything
Chorus
Well I hate my job and I hate my life
And if it weren?t for my two kids I?d hate my ex-wife
I know I should move on and try to start again
But I just can?t get over her leaving me for him
Then he shook his head and looked down at his ring
said I hate everything
He said that one bedroom apartment where I get my mail
Is really not a home its more like a jail
With a swimming pool and a parking lot view man its just great
I hate summer, winter fall and spring
Red and yella purple blue and green I hate everything
Chorus
Well I hate my job and I hate my life
And if it weren?t for my two kids I?d hate my ex-wife
I know I should move on and try to start again
But I just can?t get over her living me for him
Then he shook his head and looked down at his ring
said I hate everything
So I pulled out my phone and I called my house
Said babe I?m coming home we?re gonna work this out
I paid for his drinks and I told him thanks
Thanks for everything
Capo - 3 Without capo change to these
barred at the 6th fret and play other chords in the same relation.