I hate cowboys
Their hats just look so stupid
Hate their Wranglers and their boots
And all them jukebox red dirt songs
Man, I hate cowboys
They think they're scared of nothin'
Run their mouths about bulls buckin'
But eight seconds ain't that long
I wish they'd stay their ass at home
'Cause they think that they're
John Wayne walkin' through the door
Turnin' every head including yours
Pretty things, never seen one before
He's got a thing for bad guys, yeah
They ask her to dance while you'rе at the bar
Starts talkin' 'bout them Texas stars
Nеxt thing you know you got a broken heart
She's gone and that's why I hate cowboys
How they're gone just like the wind
He took a hard one on the chin
And I still ended up on the losing end
'Cause they think that they're
John Wayne walkin' through the door
Turnin' every head including yours
Pretty things, thats never seen one before
He's got a thing for bad guys, yeah
They ask her to dance while you'rе at the bar
Starts talkin' 'bout them Texas stars
Nеxt thing you know you got a broken heart
She's gone and that's why I hate cowboys
Yeah, I hate cowboys
I hear they ain't all bad and that might be true
But the ones I run into
Man, they think that they're
John Wayne walkin' through the door
Turnin' every head including yours
Pretty things, thats never seen one before
He's got a thing for bad guys, yeah
They ask her to dance while you'rе at the bar
Starts talkin' 'bout them Texas stars
Nеxt thing you know you got a broken heart
She's gone and that's why I hate cowboys
Yes I do
Yeah, that's why I hate cowboys
From Tex' Arcane, old Oklahoma
Up in Montana to California
While she's yours, you better hold on tight
'Cause once she rides into the niii-ight
You'll hate cowboys
Just like I hate cowboys, yeah