I guess I'll have to change my plan
I should have realized there'd be another man
I overlooked that point completely until the big affair began
Before I knew where I was at,
I tried to reach the moon, but when I got there
I found myself upon the shelf and that was that
All that I could get was the air
My feet are back upon the ground
I lost the one girl that I'd found
I guess I'll have to change my plan
I should have realized there'd be another man
Why did I buy those blue pajamas
Before that big affair began
My boiling point is much too low for me to try to be a fly Lothario
I think I'll crawl right back and into my shell
Dwelling in my personal hell
I'll have to change my plan around
I've lost the one girl I've found