I went to a party
just the other night
I wanted to feel my brain was light
I grabbed myself a bottle
and I started drinking wine
I thought pretty soon, I'd be feeling fine
But I couldn't get high! Oh, No!
Don't know why, Oh, No!
So I threw down the bottle
and whipped out my pipe
and I stuffed it full of grass
and I gave myself a light
I huffed, I puffed
I smoked and I toked
but after awhile, my heart was nearly broke
cause I couldn't get high, Oh, No!
Don't know why, Oh, No!
(Guitar solo)
So I threw down the pipe
as mad as I could be
and gobbled up a tube of LSD
I waited thirty minuets
for my body to sing
I waited and I waited
but couldn't get a thing
cause I couldn't get high, Oh, no!
Couldn't get high whoa oh!
I couldn't get high, whoa oh!
Don't know why, oh no!