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(Verse 1)
She was the worst looking woman to ever grace this county.
And I's the loneliest man in the whole damn world.
But I had me a fool proof plan, that I'd learned from my old man.
Yeah, I knew right soon she'd be my kind of girl.
Bmin A
But as I gulped down another round, I said, hey woman hand around.
Yer gettin better looking with every drink I take.
(Chorus)
Cause I can drink any woman pretty.
Just give me a bottle and a little time.
She may look like an ugly ole heifer right now,
but one more round and that womans gonna look just fine.
(Verse 2)
She was worse than Oprah Winfrey when I first met her.
She had floppy ears and this big ole busted nose.
And it was kinda hard to ignore that woman's crooked and yellow teeth,
and them sloppy ole smelly mismatched dimestore clothes.
Bmin A
Well a couple of vodka shots, add in a little bit of dental work.
Next thing you know I'm sitting next to Marylin Monroe, oh no.
(Chorus)
She may look like an ugly ole heifer right now,
but one more round and that woman's gonna look just fine.
Bmin = Amin
It should be easy to transpose the intro to the capoed position. To me it sounds more accurate capoed.