Forget about her birthday
And then think it's okay
Don't bother to apo-logize
Don't even buy her flowers
Or talk to her for hours
Or notice those tears in her eyes
That's how to lose a good woman my friend
That's how to lose a good woman
I've seen this plan work time and again
That's how to lose a good woman
Be gone when she needs you
Show her you're a freeborn man
And leave her alone nights
And if you'll just follow this plan
That's how to lose a good woman my friend
That's how to lose a good woman
I've seen this plan work time and again
That's how to lose a good woman
That's how to lose a good woman