Every time, we have a fight we flip a coin, to see
who's riiiiiiight.
Why do we have to gamble, just to see who's right?
Why can't we, arbitrarily, resolve a fight?
But with your style of gamblin', there's no chance to win.
That's how it is, and that's the way it's always been.
Heads, you win tails, I lose.
Heads, you win tails, I lose.
Bad news.
#2.
If we were playing cards, you'd be the one to deal.
You'd play with loaded dice and fix the roulette wheel.
You pick 'em at the races, like I've never seen.
And then you make me pay off, like a slot machine.
Heads, you win tails, I lose.
Heads, you win tails, I lose.
Bad news.
Oh, well, match me honey (match me honey.)
Take my money (take my money.)
You know the odds are yours (flip it baby.)
So, flip the coin.
#3.
I'm gonna make some changes with this gamblin' game.
From now on, I'm the dealer and I'll do the same.
I'll load my dice and stack the deck and fix the odds again.
So, if you want to flip to see who's right, I know I'll win.
Heads, I win tails, you lose.
Heads, I win tails, you lose.
Bad news.
Oh, well, match me honey (match me honey.)
Take my money (take my money.)
You know the odds are yours (flip it baby.)
So, flip the coin.
#4.
I'm gonna make some changes with this gamblin' game.
From now on, I'm the dealer and I'll do the same.
I'll load my dice and stack the deck and fix the odds again.
So, if you want to flip to see who's right, I know I'll win.
Heads, I win tails, you lose.
Heads, I win tails, you lose.
Bad news.
Heads, I win tails, you lose.
Heads, I win tails, you lose.
Bad news.