Climb upon my faithful steed
Then we gonna ride, gonna smoke some weed
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What?s the name of the song, explosivo
Don?t know what its about, but its good to go
What?s the name of my girlfriend, I don?t
Know, But she?s built like the shit, and she?s good to go,
Go, she?s good to go, she?s good to go
We are fueled by Satan, yes we?re schooled by
Satan Schooled by Satan
Writing those tasty riffs, just as fast as we
Can Fueled by Satan
We were the inventors of the cosmic astral code
We?ve come to blow you away, we?ve come to blow your nose
We?ve come to fuckin blow, we?ve come to blow the show
We?ve come to fuckin blow, you go, you ro
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What?s the name of the song, explosivo
Don?t know what its about, but its good to go
I am not one of you
I come from a distant time
I am known as the angel crusher
These picks that I give you
were molded in Satan?s cauldron
Take these picks,
They?re souvenir Satan picks
C5
Lee Lee Lee Lee
Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee
Were talkin fuckin Lee
I had a friend named Lee
He cast a spell, a spell on me
If me and Lee and KG could be three
Flyin free tenaciously
Skinny dippin in a sea of Lee
I?ll propose on bended knee
To Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee
Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee
Lilitlilee Lee Lee Lee Lilitlilee Lee Lee Lee
If Lee could be with me and KG (that?s me)
We?d be free(We?d be free) plant a tree(plant a tree)
just for Lee(just for Lee) Lee
Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee
Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee
Special Thing
Well me and KG yeah we?re going to sing
A little song about a few special things
Special things Talking special things
Like when a friend gives a friend a helping hand
Helps his little buddy to understand
That?s a special thing
a very special thing yeah take it JB, take it
I hate to interrupt the thing
That Lee was singing about him and KG
Special thing, what do think this is
Like when KG hits a tin cup shot
On a genesis golf tee cup,
That?s a special thing, thatsa special thing
Or when KG, pops in Jenny Craig Mac and Cheese and hands it to me
That?s a special thing, that?s a special thing
Now one and one and one is three
(Reeearrrrerearrrr deerdidideeeerder)
KG JB and me KG JB and
(Reeearrrrerearrrr daaaaaaoooooo dododoooooooooohahahaugh)
Lee KG JB and meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Now that?s un special thing
Warning
A - (X02220)
D * - (5540XX)
C * - (332000)
We?ve been sent to issue all you people here a warning
I?m not at liberty to say
the details of this most peculiar warning yeeaaaaaaahhhh
Suffice to say, all you people here are in grave danger
Em . . . . . . . . .
Exploding brains from Alzon to Zanzibar
To the shores of ye old rustic Chinook
Decimating the competition
Leaving in their wake the blind ambition
Come along children, and rock get it on
In whatever heinous realm that it squats
In whatever heinous realm that it squats
In whatever heinous realm that it squats
that it squats, that it squats, that it squats
The Road
E - (022100)
The road is fuckin hard
The road is fuckin tough
There?s no question that
It is rough rough stuff
But it?s the only road I know
When I?m snackin on a tasty bouch
Right after the show
Ga ga go go go
A - (X02220)
E - (022100)
Here is some variations (hammerons and pulloffs) to the chords in
the beginning.
It was a big day on Jesus Ranch. Jesus Ranch
He was harvesting a big tomato, it was in the sand, all right
I?m takin a walk in the woods, and it's nice outside
Smells of shit Liggagwing gigigigigillgo
I come upon a silver striped mushroom and I
Flalalalalylaiii And I fly fly
It was a big day on Jesus Ranch Jesus Ranch Jesus
I fell in love with a baked potato
That?s when i started to dance yeah in France
I'm takin a walk in the woods Fuck yeah It?s nice very, very
nice. Smells of shit Liggagwing gigigigigillgo
I come upon a silver, striped mushroom and I
Flalalalalylaiii And I fly fly
Flalalalalylaiii And I fly I?m
Gooooooooooooooone
Ah fricka dooo gadooo Ricka dicka deudoo raregadong
Geegone agagon yeah
Tasty Baby in Michigan (played over credits)