Grab the chair, boys! We've got another bucket kicker!
Happy Birthday my olde friend
It seems this horror show will never end
Any moment's your last breath
Here is to another day closer to death
The cake is on the table
And it is awfully bright
'Cos there's so many candles on top
And you are so decrepit
Your chest so tight
When you blow them out your lungs are gonna pop
And you cannot complain
Each time you feel a pain
Though you have arthritis and gout
'Cos when you start kvetching
All your teeth fall out
So have another cigarette
Have another beer
Happy Birthday my olde friend
It seems this horror show will never end
Any moment's your last breath
Here is to another day closer to death
Your skin is so worn out and old
All over your body it's saggin'
Especially loose is your old caboose
You're dragging it behind you in a wagon
Well, you're an alcoholic
And you're blind and deaf
And you have Alzheimer's I bet
You're too old to remember
But you're too drunk to forget
So have another cigarette
Have another beer
Happy Birthday my olde friend
It seems this horror show will never end
Any moment's your last breath
Here is to another day closer to death
You're so old you smell like dust
And now your bones begin to rust
See that face, it's full of wrinkles
So have another cigarette
Have another beer
Happy Birthday my olde friend
It seems this horror show will never end
Any moment's your last breath
Here is to another day closer to death
Happy Birthday my olde friend
It seems this horror show will never end
Any moment's your last breath
Here is to another day closer
To your sweet death