One day the guy on the buffalo halt up to stretch his legs walking the
Field hey what is in the weed it?s a baby awesome he put it in a
Saddle hook on up and up the hill and across the plain try to cross the river haha
not gonna happen men you ride on a buffalo remember but keep the baby in
float good job guy on a
Buffalo gotta find your friend she?s buried guy on a
Buffalo hey you want this baby it?s cheaper than adoption guy on a
Buffalo you?re welcome lady gotta move along on my
Buffalo guy on a buffalo
(Verse 2)
One day the guy on the buffalo walk off to do some hunt the buffalo said
No no don?t do it men by yourself guy said I got this I don?t need you
buffalo it is just a dear
Normally the buffalo would help his friend but he was jumping on some grass
in the field It is just
About the time that the guy got ready to shoot he straight up and got mugged
by a cougar where?s my
Buffalo when I need him oh he?s got problem of his own understand? Hey guy on a
Buffalo you gonna have to just punch that cougar in the face get out of
Here kitty cat beat it and hey wolf I got some for you it?s a kick from a
Buffalo hey barmen don?t mess with the guy that is riding on a buffalo