Good morning, killer king, you're a star
That's gorgeous, hold it right where you are
The weather's kind of lousy today
So what, oh, what, oh, what?ll we play?
Stratocaster strapped to your back
It's a semi-automatic like Dad's
He taught you how to pause and reset
And that?s about as far as you get
So what?s the use in going outside?
It's so depressing when people die in real life
I'd rather pick up right where we left
Making out to faces of death, ooh
Making out to faces of death
And I could save you, baby, but it isn't worth my time
And I could make you chase me for a little Price is Right
It?s a hit, but are you actually sure
The targets in the crowd are a blur
The people screaming just like they should
But you don't even know if you're good, ooh
You don't even know if you're good
So tie them up and feed them the sand
Try hard, tell us using your hands
A picture's worth a million words
And that way nobody gets hurt, ooh
And that way nobody gets hurt
I could save you, baby, but it isn't worth my time
And I could make you chase me for a little Price is Right
(Woo-ooh-ooh
Woo-ooh-ooh
Woo-ooh?ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
You?re my guitar hero
You?re my guitar hero
You?re my guitar hero
You?re my guitar hero
Hey
X marks the box in the hole in the ground
That goes off at a breath, so careful, don't make a sound
X marks the box in the hole in your head
That you dug for yourself, now lie in it
Shut up about all of that negative shit
You wanted to make it, and now that you're in
You shut your eyes and flip the cassette
And that?s about the time that they hit, ooh
And that?s about the time that they hit
What the fuck is up with this shit?
It's certainly not worth getting upset
His hands are gone, and most of his head
And just when he was getting so good
Just when he was getting so good
I could save you, baby, but it isn't worth my time
'Cause even if I saved you, there's a million more in line
(Woo-ooh-ooh
Woo-ooh-ooh
Woo-ooh?ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
You?re my guitar hero
You?re my guitar hero
You?re my guitar hero
You?re my guitar hero
You?re my guitar hero
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