When crypt doors creak and tombstones quake
Spooks come out for a swinging wake
Happy haunts materialize
And begin to vocalize
Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize
Now don't close your eyes and don't try to hide
Or a silly spook may sit by your side
Shrouded in a daft disguise
They pretend to terrorize
Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize
If you would like to join our jamboree
Just one rule is compulsory
Mortals pay a token fee
Rest in Peace the hauntings free
So hurry back we would like your company