Mother, Father, I'm here in the zoo.
I can't come home 'cause I've grown up too soon.
I got my sentence, I got my command.
They said they'd make me major if I met all their demands.
I could be a corp?ral into corp?ral punishment,
Or the gen?ral manager of a large establishment.
They pat some good boys on the back and put some to the rod,
But I never thought they'd put me in the goon squad.
They've come to look you over and they're giving you the eye.
Goon squad
They want you to come out to play ; you'd better say goodbye.
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