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INTRO
verse 1
The day that you died was a good day.
Thousands of people wished you on your way.
But instead of being sad to see you go,
Thousands of people starred in your birthday video.
Chorus
Oh, goodbye thirty-two year old John.
You travelled a lot, and you got yourself a son.
And yes, you taught Snooki all about serial commas
And now you're thirty-three, French the Llama!
verse 2
You got really upset about Falcon Heene
And we found out you like pizza, and that became a meme.
And you and I went to X-Scape,
And now lots of people made you llama birthday cakes.
Chorus
Oh, goodbye thirty-two year old John.
You travelled a lot, and you got yourself a son.
And yes, you taught Snooki all about serial commas
And now you're thirty-three, French the Llama!
verse 3
Oh, you and the Yeti did some home renovation
And we created VidCon, an awesome celebration.
You got people to plant trees on my birthday
And we sent a plane to Haiti called the DFTBA.
Chorus
Oh, goodbye thirty-two year old John.
You travelled a lot, and you got yourself a son.
And yes, you taught Snooki all about serial commas
And now you're thirty-three, French the Llama!
verse 4
Oh, the Netherlands almost won the World Cup
And the nerdfighters found you 'Gus the Bug'
And you published a book with David Levithan
And Margo Roth Spiegelman travelled all throughout the land
Chorus/OUTRO
Oh, goodbye thirty-two year old John.
You travelled a lot, and you got yourself a son.
And yes, you taught Snooki all about serial commas
And now you're thirty-three, French the Llama!
Oh, now you're thirty-three, French the Llama!
Now you're thirty-three, French the Llama!
Now you're thirty-three, French the Llama!