Look at me I'm gorgeous in my housecoat with my coffee cup
I bend down to get the paper every neighbor tryin' to check me out
Look at me I'm lovely as I wave beside my minivan
Look at how my diamonds seem to sparkle on the garbage can
God bless the American housewife
How she does it all I'll never know
God bless the American housewife
She could use a miracle for sure
God bless the American housewife
Cleanin' up the world for you and me
God bless the American housewife
Ah Ah Ah Ah AH
Look at how my children play Commando in the cul-de-sac