Right now, we're angry and sad
It's our right to get righteously mad
At every member of the opposite sex
Oh God, we hate them!
Let's not distinguish between them at all
Let's just drink a lot more alcohol
And then high-five each other
As we make a bunch of blanket statements
Let's generalize about men!
Let's generalize about men!
Let's take one bad thing about one man
And apply it to all of them
Let's conflate all the guys
Let's generalize
About men!
All men are completely repressed
All men only want to have sex
There are no exceptions
All three billion men are like this (All 3.6 billion men!)
All men are emotionally stunted
When asked how they feel, every man's always grunted
And why do men never listen and only think about themselves
As opposed to women, who always listen and never think about themselves?
(Ooh, I hear you, girl!)
Let's generalize about men!
Let's generalize about men!
Let's get super-lit
And not admit
This is some kind of primal ritual we need now and then
Maybe our spirits will rise
If we generalize about men!
All men are stupid and childish
Even the ones who are smart and mature
All every man does every day
Is watch porn, eat wings, burp, fart, and snore
(Hey, what about gay men? Oh no, gay men are fine)
Gay men are all really great
Every single one
They're never mean, just sassy
They're all completely adorable and fun
So let's focus for now on straight men
Let's just generalize about them
(They're all monsters! They're murderers! They're rapists! Totally! Wait, I have sons.)
Your sons are gonna be rapists