If you're ever in a jam, here I am
If you ever need a pal, I'm your gal
If you ever feel so happy you land in jail, I'm your bail
It's friendship, friendship, Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have been forgot
Ours will still be hot!
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-dig
If you're ever down a well, ring my bell.
If you ever catch on fire, send a wire.
If you ever lose your teeth when you're out to dine, borrow mine
It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have ceased to jell
Ours will still be swell!
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-hep
If they ever black your eyes, put me wise
If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose
If they ever put a bullet through your brain I'll complain
It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship
When other friendships go up in smoke
Ours will still be oke!
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-goof-goof-goof
If you ever lose your mind, I'll be kind.
If you ever lose your shirt, I'll be hurt.
If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half, I won't laugh.
It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have been "forgate"
Ours will still be great!
If they ever crack your spine, drop a line.
If they ever cut your throat, write a note.
If they ever make a cannibal stew of you, invite me too!
It's friendship, friendship, Just a perfect blendship,
When other friendships are up the crick,
Ours will still be slick!
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-quack-quack-quack
When other friendships have been forgot
Ours will still be hot