Fred
Hes a 6 year old brat
Hes got a voice to match
Not anyone can do that
(Guitar starts)
Fred
Da-da-da-dont you love the Internet
Just as much as your fans
Love the kindergarten
Fred you're driving me crazy just like a million other kids
Brainwashed and unhappy
But thats okay because you're so cool
Friday night
I was chilling at the mall
At my favorite Gothic shop
Thats when my heart stopped
Fred
Oh mother hacking Fred
Fred you're driving me crazy
Just like a ba-jillion other kids
Brainwashed and unhappy
Is this supposed to be funny? Do you find this funny?
This isnt funny
(instrumental)
Fred
Hes a 6 year old brat
And he wont stop at that
Until he takes over the world