A four-legged friend, a four-legged friend,
He'll never Let You Down.
He's honest and faithful right up to the end, (First Time Only)
That wonderful one, two, three, four-legged friend.
A woman's like cactus and cactus can hurt,
'Cause she's just a tight-waisted winky-eyed flirt.
She'll soon have your land and your pride and your gold,
And bury you deep long before you grow old.
REPEAT Chorus
A two-legged hombre is worthless as sand,
He'll smile like a saint with a gun in his hand.
He'll promise to stick by your side like a pal,
But he'll also promise the same to your gal.
REPEAT Chorus
verse 3:Slow single strum chords, until last line
Who carries your burden, who carries your load,
On tumbleweed land or a long dusty road.
Who asks you no questions, who tells you no lies,
That four-legged friend with the two honest eyes.
A four-legged friend, a four-legged friend,
He'll never let you down.
He's honest and faithful right up to the end,
That wonderful four-legged friend.
That wonderful one, two, three, four-legged friend. -- "Whoa, Trigger!"
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